Chrizo

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Posts tagged "romance"

lovegenius:

Once you get a girl’s phone number, it is a numbers game of whether she picks up the phone or even calls you back.

A good way to guarantee that she calls you back is to steal her jacket.

That way, when you call her: “Hey, I don’t know how this happened but I have your jacket.”

She will need to talk to you again to get her jacket back. 

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