Chrizo

I bite

Escapist Extraordinaire.


You're probably here because:

Chicks
Funny Shit
I make sense
I LOL at stupid shit


I love:
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My Country


This Tumblr also serves as a repository of my varied interests and randomness.

You've been warned.
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Posts tagged "idiot"

Making money off your insecurities 101

Fuck you, Belo.

The definition of just plain wrong.

This could have been a bucketful of lulz, but I’m too tired tonight to fuck around with gas station romeos.

It’s a mothafucken watermark on a mothafucken image I found on the inarnetz.  It is now MINEZ.
Ya’ll better bow down to teh skillz. Comic Sans + Bevel and Emboss BITCHES.

It’s a mothafucken watermark on a mothafucken image I found on the inarnetz.  It is now MINEZ.

Ya’ll better bow down to teh skillz. Comic Sans + Bevel and Emboss BITCHES.

Jesus, are we really going to do this?

Dude, your stupid watermark doesn’t tell me anything. How was I supposed to know you were on tumblr?

Also, unless you have written permission from GQ to alter their COPYRIGHTED images with your wack ass photoshop skillz, none of that shit belongs to you. Don’t come at me with that moronic MINE bullshit.

Apparently only teevee pimps and hoes are allowed to be famous in the Philippines.

helgaholic:

Saying Tricia Gosingtian isn’t famous is like saying you don’t like cock, Raymond.

Kinda ironic, no wait, it’s FUCKING IRONIC how this person’s tumblr is all about american men and tv shows.

kontrobersyal:

Once you get jealous..

That’s the time you could say that you do love that person.

Jealousy is not a sign of no trust but a sign of possesiveness.

A sign that you’re afraid that someone might steal your special someone away from you.

It’s not a sign of immaturity but rather LOVE.

Yeah keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better. The reality is, you’re still just an insecure idiot who has NO CLUE what love is all about.

Enjoy getting dumped! Repeatedly.

Heidi Montag: The Real Side of Surgery

A part of me (the cruel part that’s tempted to laugh at an idiot who got run over on EDSA right in front of a No Pedestrian Crossing Sign) wants to say she got what she deserves, but daaaaaamn.