The Greatest

At the risk of sounding racist, “Damn Nick Cannon! Stop it...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:13:48 -0500

At the risk of sounding racist, “Damn Nick Cannon! Stop it with the fried chicken!”

Note to self for future photoshoots: This pose is good. Very...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:41:14 -0500

Note to self for future photoshoots:

This pose is good. Very good.

Stripes make me look fat.

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:06:53 -0500

Stripes make me look fat.

This analogy wins so hard.

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:32:13 -0500

This analogy wins so hard.

MTV Emerge - P.U.S.H - Pikaso (BEATMATHICS)

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:13:01 -0500

MTV Emerge - P.U.S.H - Pikaso (BEATMATHICS)

rapeblossom: pic by Sandor Lubbe. just came back from a shoot...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:18:19 -0500

rapeblossom:

pic by Sandor Lubbe.

just came back from a shoot with him, i’m SO looking forward to see the photos ^^

Tumblr Confessionals #14837

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:02:22 -0500

Kitteh and I fight about who gets to Tumblr stupid shit we find online first.

True story. In fact, that link to her is rel nofollowed. LOLjk.

5. That’s the number of gallons (est.) of semen that were...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:21:10 -0500

That’s the number of gallons (est.) of semen that were dedicated reverently to a poster of her on my wall that I refused to remove until it was a tattered, yellowed, and crusty, mess.

Ms. Milano, you are and ever will be a goddess.

helgaholic: Widdle Helga. Widdle Helga’s inner rockstar...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:13:13 -0500

helgaholic:

Widdle Helga.

Widdle Helga’s inner rockstar broke through when she was 2 years old. Complete with drunken binges. \m/

helgaholic: UPRHS, old site. UPLB folks, is this still the Math...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:08:50 -0500

helgaholic:

UPRHS, old site. UPLB folks, is this still the Math building?

My sophomore year, a bunch of friends and I got drunk on cheap gin at a nearby beer garden and went back to campus to wait for our rides home. We drunkenly chased each other (and perhaps some cute senior boys) around that field until one of us had to puke.

Shenanigans. Your high school wouldn’t know cute boys if Gossip Girl smacked it with a Chuck Bass stick.

arnelle: Leighton Meester ft. Robin Thicke - Somebody to Love....

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:17:58 -0400

arnelle:

Leighton Meester ft. Robin Thicke - Somebody to Love. Feelin thisssss.

Some women are just blessed with great nipple placement. ~...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:54:00 -0400

Some women are just blessed with great nipple placement.

~ Heidilicious

Twisted Notions

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:36:55 -0400

Lips like ripened cherries,

Skin of alabaster creme,

Eyes, curious almond mirrors,

A smile so sweet, beguiling,

Hair soft with memories of a gentle spring breeze,

A touch as smooth as glass,

Somewhere, a man you love is lucky,

And sick to death of your whiny ass.

Choke on chapstick and die, bitch.

helgaholic: ihatethismess: Why this is stupid to reblog: The...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:52:22 -0400

helgaholic:

ihatethismess:

Why this is stupid to reblog:

The demands of purity are very much a part of how we raise our daughters. Each day they are inundated with sexualized images of women and are then taught not to engage in sex unless it occurs within the context of a patriarchal marriage. We teach them to leverage their bodies for the brass ring as though marriage will somehow guarantee them a form of security. For women in particular, gender becomes a performance with few rewards. The basis of female life is submission to male desires, needs, and wants, and it is this point that needs to be understood by all. Yes there is a need for feminism. Young girls need a haven that they can turn to which will teach a positive affirmation of their bodies and their lives.

Slut Shaming From Sextexting Leads To Suicide.

Part of why virginity is so prized is because we socially construct sex as something men do to women rather than something both partners participate in equally. It is understood that men conquer and women submit and therefore the first man to enter a woman’s body is seen as having a claim of ownership upon her. Despite the advances of feminism, in many ways women are still understood to be the property of men even though this sentiment is very rarely graphically stated.

The cult of virginity spreads across cultures and ethnicities, whether it is the purity rings or the virgin bride demands; men have repeatedly asserted that a woman’s value is placed solely in her ability to deny sexual access to all but the one who will eventually control her – her husband.

Men are not valued for their bodies, they are valued for what they produce economically; whereas a woman’s worth is intrinsically tied to her ability to sexually titillate and produce offspring. The vagina becomes the sole measurement of a woman’s worth, often obscuring the ways she provides value to her community and family.

Natalie Dylan And The Worlds Most Expensive Hymen

I express my femininity via sex.

Tapos masaya pa.

I find it heartwarming that there are only 889 virgins on Tumblr.

I’ll be seein your hymens soon.

lookfindfree: life-starts-now: lookfindfree: rarelyaround: na...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:34:16 -0400

lookfindfree:

life-starts-now:

lookfindfree:

rarelyaround:

nadinator:

boringloser:(via erikxraj)

I need this in my mouth. Right fucking now.

Sarap! I also like the one with broccoli in it. Or is that Lean Pockets? Ah, I can’t recall.

Do we have this here??? MUKHANG ANG SARAP SARAP NIYA SA PICTURE EH. D: D:

Suddenly I got hungry while looking at this.

dammit, now i’m hungry!

I am sorrrrrry XD But at least you can buy that in any of the stores there if you crave for it. We prolly don’t have that here (I think). FFFFFFUUU

That shit never looks like that once it’s out of the microwave lol.

"No matter how many people you have around you, at hard times you’re ALWAYS alone."

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:51:00 -0400

“No matter how many people you have around you, at hard times you’re ALWAYS alone.”

- Alex (via Twitter) (via lookfindfree)

It’s “…DURING hard times…”

Just sayin’.

Reminder.

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:41:03 -0400

If you’re a great writer but kinda fug, don’t share your twitter stream on your blog. It ruins the fantasy.

Just saying.

PLEASE REBLOG: VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE FAN-MADE NOYNOY AVATAR!

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:15:55 -0400

helgaholic:

How to vote:

1) Go to the Official Noynoy Facebook Fan Page at http://www.facebook.com/noynoy.aquino
2) Slide down to the Photos section located at the left panel and click on the Avatar Voting photo album (or go straight here http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=131646&id=132390222273).
3) Browse through all the avatars consisting of 122 entries in 7 pages.
4) Click on the avatar you wish to vote on.
5) Click on the “Like” link below the avatar to register your vote.

Notes:

- You can vote on as many avatars as you wish.
- Deadline of voting on Facebook will be on November 6, 2009.
- Only the Top 10 avatars with the most number of votes (“Like”) will be included in the shortlist for the final voting.
- Noynoy will select his own Top 10 avatars that will be included in the final voting.
- Final voting will be done from November 7 to 14, 2009 at the Noy official website at http://noynoy.ph.
- Announcement of the winning entry will be posted on the Official Facebook and Website on November 15, 2009.

Fucking Ridiculous

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:23:00 -0400

These officers in Dallas are getting in trouble for giving tickets to people caught breaking traffic laws and not being able to speak english.

That is fucking ridiculous. I’m sorry, if you can’t speak english and you’re driving on our roads, that means you also don’t understand our laws and endangering the rest of us. You deserve the ticket. You shouldn’t even be on our roads! Why are the officers getting disciplined for that???

Discrimination my big fucking english speaking ass.

SOMEONE BACKED UP GEOCITIES!

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:33:42 -0400

SOMEONE BACKED UP GEOCITIES!:

I actually don’t know why I’m celebrating. Maybe I’m feeling nostalgic about them twinkling gifs.