Chrizo

I bite

Escapist Extraordinaire.


You're probably here because:

Chicks
Funny Shit
I make sense
I LOL at stupid shit
And I'm The Kitten's greatest fan.

I love:
Advertising and Marketing Concepts
My Country
The Kitty


This Tumblr also serves as a repository of my varied interests and randomness.

You've been warned.

skippertheeyechild:

margaritaqueen:

This guy tried to get in my pants tonight. 

UPAKAN NIYO NA GUYS.

I know he’s handsome and all but I don’t wanna have sex with him. I should like the person I will have sex with. And I like guys with brains and a whole lot of character. This guy, obviously, has none.

THIS GUY TRIED TO RAPE YOU?!

UPAKAN NA YANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!111one!!!111 

I don’t believe you. He’s wearing lipstick, which I’m sure rubbed off from you.

#rapeapologist

(via chefgoldblum)

  1. gormful reblogged this from headpointernext
  2. headpointernext reblogged this from thegreatest and added:
    you. #rapeapologist BABALA - MAG-INGAT SA MANYAK. Lalo na ung nagpu-pluck (tama ba) ng kilay at gumagamit ng lipstick....
  3. thegreatest reblogged this from chefgoldblum and added:
    I don’t believe you. He’s wearing lipstick, which I’m sure rubbed off from you.#rapeapologist
  4. omgitsiamd reblogged this from chefgoldblum
  5. zitsandshit said: -__________- dickhead
  6. chefgoldblum reblogged this from margaritaqueen and added:
    THIS GUY TRIED TO RAPE YOU?!...YANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!111one!!!111
  7. thysz said: TARA GEEJ, UBUSAN NA NG LIKIDO SA KATAWAN TO! LOLJK. Seriously Tin, this guy looks like a total airhead so no dice. German nga di ko pinatulan, eto pa. Ingat ka lagi dear. Hugs!
  8. thebadmonkey said: LOL @ his eyebrows. Fucker.
  9. kaututang-dila said: UUPAKAN KO TALAGA TO! ANO NUMBER AT FB NYA?
  10. porsheohporshe said: :O *STAB. :))
  11. thetumblrprincess said: er sino ba toh LULZ
  12. margaritaqueen posted this