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Escapist Extraordinaire.

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I LOL at stupid shit

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This Tumblr also serves as a repository of my varied interests and randomness.

You've been warned.
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Boom. Kendrick Lamar + Kaskade

My kingdom for an ID.


Seven years ago today, Steve Jobs introduced the iPhone and blew everybody’s fucking mind

Considering that it’s becoming harder every day to find a phone with any sort of physical keyboard, it’s kinda hard to believe that it was only 2007 when Steve Jobs took the stage at Macworld and changed the world forever with the iPhone. I remember reading tech rumor sites at the time, and the best sane guess at the time was that the Apple phone would look something like a Blackberry with a bigger screen.

You know how you finish a bag of chips and you hate yourself?” Mercer asks Mae. “You know you’ve done nothing good for yourself. That’s the same feeling, and you know it is, after some digital binge. You feel wasted and hollowed and diminished.
The Circle - Dave Eggers

If someone is tailgating you, he’s probably an asshole.

If five cars are tailgating you, you’re probably the asshole.

#Facepalm of the day: trying to pinch and zoom a real paper map.

(via melibug21)




[heavy breathing]

give it to me

Can we just take a moment to talk about how cool these are?

(via mp-photography)