December 2009
10 Simple Ways to Save Yourself from Messing Up... →
lolen:
I rarely ever pay attention to articles that tell me how I should be living my life because they either sound arrogant or tell me things I already know. This one, however, is smart and sensible. Gives me a lot to think about.
Nice one lolen, certainly worth reblogging in its entirety:
Pay attention to No. 9 ya’ll.
10 simple ways to save yourself from messing up your...
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formspring.me
semi-rehash: six-year pacquiao presidency or gma third term?
Hrm.
A short, pugnacious, hard-hitting veteran of the ring who is sneaky good with off-balanced shots and who’s made billions doing what he does best (duck, bob, weave)
or
A short, pugnacious, veteran of the ring who is sneaky good with under-ground deals and who’s made billions doing what she does best...
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formspring.me
3 things you wanna achieve this coming 2010. Why?
Hm.
Sappy:
1. Help put a better man in charge of the country.
2. Make a better man out of myself.
3. Keep myself worthy of @Helga’s love & affection.
Totally selfish:
1. Do Jessica Alba.
2. Do Jessica Biel.
3. Rinse & Repeat.
Ask me anything
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formspring.me
Beer?
Yes please. You have to promise not to work while we’re drinking buddy.
Ask me anything
Also: 96% of the Internet posts art on their... →
claytoncubitt:
(Via Fette)
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formspring.me
Do you prefer Natalie Portman bald or with hair?
See, I have this thing for Princess Amidala and those fuck handles on her head….
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formspring.me
Why are you so awesome?
Because it’s my middle name.
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formspring.me
Chris, may I have your number? :)
tits first.
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formspring.me
kilala mo si Mary Palmer?
Did I fuck her sister?
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formspring.me
I like you, Chris. Helga is one lucky girl!
No, I’m lucky.
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formspring.me
Sorry, but your girl is also a hater.
Say what you will, but to me (us) there’s a difference between finding lulz in idiocy or a person’s stupidity, and hating on someone out of spite.
You might not feel that way because you’re an idiot we found lulz in at some point in the past so you’re going to feel like it was spiteful.
If that is so, uhm, I...
random fuck #2
margaritaqueen:
i had 4 girlfriends during high school before i had a boyfriend.
PICS!
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This is for Da Haterz
The one thing that seems to escape all these brilliant yet apparently clueless haters of @Helga (and others) on Tumblr and Formspring is:
For that painstakingly written, perfectly biting line of anonymous blather to mean anything or affect her/them, even if it was oh so cleverly designed by you to inflict IRL emotional pain on someone you don’t even know on the inarnet universe, your...
“…rivals’ lead in surveys may not translate into votes”
– ERAP
All I know is, WHATEVER THE FUCK HE IS SMOKING, I WANT SOME.
Dear Manny Villar →
gedegg:
followandreblog:
presidents:
helgaholic:
First of all, I suppose congratulations are in order.
You are one hell of a salesman, good sir, and anyone who would dare claim otherwise is a liar.
Your approach to this electoral campaign is textbook branding. Every single commercial and television appearance of yours promotes only one message repeatedly:
I was poor, hence I understand...
WITHOUT GOD...our week would be: Sinday, Mournday,...
itsmilan:
laughliketheresnotomorrow:
Sorry to burst your religious bubble but actually, without God:
Sunday will still be hemera heliou, or “day of the sun” named in honor of the Greek sun god Helios.
Monday will be sacred to the goddess of the Moon, called Selene in Greek, and named hemera selenes for “day of the moon.” The Romans named the day dies lunae in...
US Ambassador Kristie Kenney: “After several...
pinoytumblr:
electroanna:
superkaduper:
capriciated:
justonesmile:
(via lovethepaparazzi)
OMG, she really said that? =))
OHOHOHO WIN HIRIT.
ALKSJLAKSJWOEJIWIOJA I’L SO SLOW, OKAYYYY.
Hahahaha!
AYOOOWWWN! haha
The central issue, by Filomeno S. Sta. Ana III,...
mlq3:
Opinion
Posted on 08:56 PM, December 20, 2009
Yellow Pad — By Filomeno S. Sta. Ana III
The central issue
The central issue for the 2010 elections is governance. The wide lead that Noynoy Aquino enjoys in poll surveys stems from the people’s desire for good government. Good government is the exact opposite of Gloria Arroyo’s administration. The people will vote to repudiate Gloria’s...
R.I.P. Britanny Murphy. =( →
Different kinds of Babae:
lookfindfree:
deathbydebauchery:killersvictim:laughliketheresnotomorrow:justonesmile:
1. Pa-conyo- sila yung super vain na kala mo everyday is “foundation day.” Magaling mag-ingles, hindi umiinom ng house water sa fastfood at kung magbihis e kala mo parating may party. Sila rin yung aakitin ka, pero hindi bibigay….agad. Kailangan ng matinding humor kung talagang trip na trip mo sya...