Chrizo

I bite

Male, Los Angeles.

Escapist Extraordinaire.


You're probably here because:

Chicks
Funny Shit
I make sense
I LOL at stupid shit
And I'm The Kitten's greatest fan.

I love:
Advertising and Marketing Concepts
My Country
The Kitty


This Tumblr also serves as a repository of my varied interests and randomness.

You've been warned.

Vanity Fair’s Hollywood leading ladies by Mario Testino

today:

Wait, is this bacon + Nutella + peanut butter?

EPIC.

Wrong. But so right.

Edit: Trying this now. This might not end well. If I don’t post in an hour, dial 911.
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randomurls:

Sleeping In

-The Postal Service

What I should be doing

(via oldfilmsflicker)

Kellz, worth another look

coketalk:

Shit People Say In LA

These bitches nailed it. I said half of this shit, like, yesterday.

Ice Cubes ‘Good Day’ was 1/20/1992

CLUE 1:
“Went to short dogs house,
they was watching Yo MTV RAPS”

Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
Aug 6th 1988

CLUE 2:
The Single released: Feb 23 1993

CLUE 3:
”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics”

Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the…

Ali Larter was doing an AMA on Reddit.  This particular thread is why I LOVE reddit.

thedailywhat:

Awesomeness Runs In The Family of the Day: Video artist Dicken Schrader rubs his sensational child-rearing skills in all our faces by enlisting the help of his kickass kids Milah and Korben in covering Depeche Mode’s “Everything Counts.”

[dpaf.]

OMG. Prepare to die at 1:35.

(via roliie)

If there’s one thing I respect about the guy: He’s paid his dues.

Visualizing… (Taken with instagram)

This tasteless chick lulz. “Kitt-Ler”